One of my favorite songs by Procol Harum. However, every time I hear it I've got to resist the temptation to shout, "It's Kon-Kist-A-Door not Kon-KWIST-A-Door."

As numerous pundits have chimed, "The English and the Americans are two peoples divided by a common language."

I have the same problems with "Al-u-min-i-um" and "Jag-u-ar."

Of course, as I've often explained to my Brit friends, "Y'all" is a perfectly good word. So is "Awl" for that petroleum stuff that comes out of the ground. Just like "Bob-War" for the stuff you keep all those little heifers fenced in with.

Reeves

Conquistador was created using 6 Acoustic Grand Pianos, 1 Hammond Organ, 1 Acoustic Bass, 5 String Ensembles 1 (Consisting of 2 Violins, 1 Viola, and 1 Cello), 1 Solo Tuba, 1 Piccolo, 1 Double Bass Drum, 1 Acoustic Snare Drum, 1 Electric Snare Drum, 1 Low Floor Tom, 1 High Floor Tom, 1 Low Tom, 1 Low‑Mid Tom, 1 Hi‑Mid Tom, 1 High Tom, 1 Closed Hi‑Hat Cymbals, 1 Open Hi‑Hat Cymbals, 1 Pedal Hi‑Hat Cymbals, 1 Crash Cymbal 1, and 1 Ride Cymbal 1.